Pit Viper The Gobby Polarized Double Wide Sunglasses

Gobby [gob-eez]: 

 Noun.

 1. A Pit Viper with a pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.

 Usage examples:

 “My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!”

 “Man, whoever invented Gobbies is a genius!”

 “Hey, mate, did you see Pit Viper is selling Gobbies now?”

 *spit take* “What the f-“

 Gobbies! Fun for the whole family.

UV Protection: 100%

 Light Transmission: 11.5%

 Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic

 Look Thru Color: Blue

Frame Width: 5.86in (Merika) // 149mm (Metric)

 Frame Height: 2.35in (Merika) // 59.5mm (Metric)

 Nose Opening: 1.41in (Merika) //36mm (Metric)